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| Why did the chicken cross the Road ? Monty Python and The Holy Grail (25): |
King Arthur: What do you mean? The European or the African variety??
Bedevere: To prove that it was lighter than a duck.
Black Beast of Aaaaurghh: Aaaarghh!!!
Bridgekeeper: What is its favourite colour?
Dennis: To elect a better government.
Dingo: Naughty Naughty chicken! It deserves a spanking.
Knight of Ecky-ecky: To get us a ..... shrubbery .
Herbert's Father: It's ~not~ to cross the road, understand?
Galahad: It was sworn to chastity.... but I think I can stay a bit..
God: To find the Grail!
The Guards: So... even if you come can get it, we're not to cross the road...
Prince Herbert: It didn't want to cross the road, it wanted to....sing..
The Black Knight: None shall pass!
Lancelot: To perform a dashing and heroic rescue!
Brother Maynard: You would too if you saw me holding the Holy Handgrenade of Antioch .
Knights of Ni: Because we threatened to say `Ni!' to it!
Robin: Whatever the reason, it was definitely not running away!
Minstrel: The chicken ran away, the chicken ran away..
Tim the Enchanter: It had such big, nasty, pointy teeth!!!
Villagers: Burn it!
Zoot: Because we are eight score blonds and brunettes and we ~are~ so lonely...
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