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| Why did the chicken cross the Road ? |
Morticia Addams: He looks so sweet. Looks just like a little entree.
Anonymous Aggie: To demonstrate to the armadillo that it COULD be done!
Garth Algar (Wayne's World): Did you ever see that Twilight Zone where the chicken crossed the road and they cut out his tongue and put it in a jar and it wouldn't die, it just grew and pulsated and gave birth to baby tongues? Pretty cool huh?
Paul Atreidies: What name have you for the chicken shaped stain upon your road? That shall be the name that you shall call me!
Mother Angelica: Honey, Chickens just can't cross roads.
Bilbo Baggins: Oh what I wouldn't give to back in my nice, warm Hobbit-hole! I hope I never have to lay eyes on such a thing as that chicken again!
Baldrick: It had a cunning plan.
The Bandit, in The Treasure of The Sierra Madre: "Chickens? Chickens? We don't need no stinkin' chickens!"
Buckaroo Banzai: "Wherever the chicken goes, there he he is."
Yogi Bear: He was smarter than the average chicken.
Beavis and Butthead
Beavis: Because it sucks.
Butthead: Heh, heh, heh!
Rick Blaine: If she don't cross that road she'll regret it. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon and for the rest of her life.
Elwood Blues: They're not gonna catch it. It's on a mission from God!
James Bond: World domination. The same old dream. Our asylums are full of chickens who think they're Napoleon. Or God.
Dr. Emmet Brown: Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads.
Bruce, Bruce, Bruce, Bruce, Bruce and Bruce:To grab a Fosters and get away from the poofters!
Bukowski: To go to the bar, pick a fight, and find a good hen.
Archie Bunker: I don't care what them there chickens do, as long as they stay on THEIR side of the street!
Bugs Bunny: What's up, cluck?
Rhett Butler: Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
Mike Callahan: Shared pain is lessened; shared joy is increased; shared chicken is soup.
Candide: To cultivate its garden.
Bill the Cat: (1) Oop Ack.
(2) Ack. Thpppbt
Charlie Chan: (1) Hasty conclusion easy to make, like hole in water.
(2) Truth, like oil, will in time rise to surface.
Beaver Cleaver: I dunno Wally. Wh-Why would a chicken cross the road?
David Cooperfield: To be the hero of its own life.
Vito Corleone: We made her an offer she couldn't refuse.
Ichabod Crane: I couldn't tell. He was running around without his head.
Arthur Dent: Are you sure the chicken is from Beetelgeuse, and not from Gilford after all?
Dilbert: (1) I hate it when the title gives away the plot!
(2) To establish asynchronous file transfer protocols.
Dorothy: Toto, I have a feeling it isn't in Kansas any more.
Eeyore: If it did. Which I doubt. Not that it matters.
Basil Fawlty: Oh, don't mind that chicken. It's from Barcelona.
Sybil Fawlty: Basil! Why is there a chicken in my hotel?
Dutchess of Fenway: To get aid from the U. S. government.
Dr. Johnny Fever: To escape from the Phone Cops!
Fiver (from Watership Down): Don't you see it? The sky has turned to blood, the field has turned to fire... The chickens! Don't you see the chickens?
Lord Flasheart: To dooooooooo it!.
Barney Fyfe: Now Andy, let me tell you a thing or two about chickens. Chickens cross roads in those other counties, but not here in Mayberry. No chicken crosses no roads in Mayberry without Deputy Fyfe knowing about it!
[ Stan Kegel, firstname.lastname@example.org ]
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