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-=[ Why did the chicken cross the road]=-

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Morpheus:
What if the prophesy is true? If NEO is the chicken, he is the One who will cross the road to save the world? Is that not reason enough to cross the road?

Bill Gates:
I have just released MS eChicken 2003, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook - and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of MS eChicken 2003.

James T. Kirk:
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

Mahathir Mohamed:
What was wrong in the chicken crossing the road? The West think they can decide the way the chicken should cross. Well, this means I can't retire yet.

Osama Bin Laden:
If the chicken crossed the road, it is the will of Allah. We will bomb anyone who tries to prevent it crossing the road.

P.E.T.A. Spokesperson:
What business is it of yours why the chicken crossed the road? The chicken had every right to cross the road, more right than you have, since the chicken never murdered or enslaved another animal for its own pleasure.

Barbara Walters:
Isn't that interesting? In a few moments we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heartwarming story of how it overcame a serious case of molting and went on to accomplish its lifelong dream of crossing the road.

Kenneth Starr:
I intend to prove that the chicken crossed the road at the behest of the President of the United States of America in an effort to distract law enforcement officials and the American public from the criminal wrongdoing our highest elected official has been trying to cover up. As a result, the chicken is just another pawn in the president's ongoing and elaborate scheme to obstruct justice and undermine the rule of law. For that reason, my staff intends to offer the chicken unconditional immunity provided he cooperates fully with our investigation. Furthermore, the chicken will not be permitted to reach the other side of the road until our investigation and any Congressional follow-up investigations have been completed.

Bill Clinton:
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken please?

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