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Cockpit recording during approach to JFK at night:

Captain: "500 ft. low visibility, runway seems to be short. Alexi, lower flaps to 30 degrees!"

Co-Pilot: "Flaps down at 30 ... check."

Captain: "300 ft, low visibility, runway looks very short. Quick, Alexi, lower flaps to 45 degrees!"

Co-Pilot: "Flaps down at 45 ... check."

Captain: "100 ft! Runway very short! "Hurry, Alexi, lower flaps to emergency - 90 degrees down!"

Co-Pilot: "Flaps down to 90 degrees ready to land ... check."

Aircraft lands and applies the brakes immediately. The Captain wipes off the sweat and sighs, "ohh they make the runways so short in this country."

Co-pilot: "Yes...(points out the window)...but they are so wide..."

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