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| Sven and Ole were standing at the base of a flagpole. A woman walked by and asked what they were doing. "We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Ole, "but we don't have a ladder." |
The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her packet, took a measurement, announce, "Eighteen feet, six inches," and walked away.
Sven shook his head and laughed, "Ain't that just like a dumb blonde. We ask for the height, and she gives us the length!"
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