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| Sven was working at the fish plant in Minneapolis when he accidentally cut off all ten of his fingers. He went directly to the emergency room. |
The doctor looked at Sven and said, "Let's have the fingers and I'll see what I can do."
Sven said, "I haven't got da fingers. "What do you mean, you haven't got the fingers? It's 200x. We have microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques. I could have put them back on and made you like new. Why didn't you bring the fingers?"
Sven says, "How da hell vas I suppost to pick dem up???"
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