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Four guys from Lake Aasgaard went up to Northern Minnesota fishing. To save a little money, they rented a small cabin that had only two bedrooms. Well, Arne sleeps with Ole the first night and he came to breakfast next morning with his hair a mess, and his eyes all bloodshot.

They all said, "Vat happen to you?"

Arne says, "That Ole, he snores so loud, I was kept avake vatching him all night.

I can't do that 'nother night so vun of you's got to do it"

Since Ole snores so loudly, no one else wanted to room with him, but they finally agree to take turns. The next night is Oscar's turn. In the morning, same thing - hair all standing up, eyes all blood shot. Oscar declares, "Fer sure, dat Ole shakes the roof. And he sleeps so hard, I couldn't vake him. I vatched him all night."

The third night was Sven's turn. Next morning Sven come to breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed. "

They can't believe it! They say, "Vat happened?"

Sven say, "Well, ve get ready for bed. I go und tuck Ole into bed and kiss him good night. Den he vatches me all night long."

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