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Sven decided to go hunting with his buddy, Ole. They loaded up Sven's truck and headed up to northern Minnesota.

After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. They pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night.

"I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed," she explained. "I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house."

"Don't vorry," Sven said. "Ve'll be happy to sleep in da barn. And if da veather breaks, ve'll be gone at first light."

The lady agreed, and Sven and Ole found their way to the barn and settled in for the night.

Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way. They enjoyed a great weekend of hunting.

About nine months later, Sven got an unexpected letter from an attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the hunting trip.

He dropped in on his friend Ole and asked, "Ole, do you remember dat good-looking vidow from da farm ve stayed at on our hunting trip up North?"

"Ya, I do," said Ole.

"Did you happen to get up in da middle of da night, go up to da house and pay her a visit?"

"Yes," Ole said, a little embarrassed about being found out. "I have to admit dat I did."

"And did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your name?"

Ole's face turned red and he said, "Yeah, sorry, Sven. I'm afraid I did. Vy do you ask?"

"She yust died and left me everything."

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