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In the back woods of Minnisota, Sven's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said: "Here, Sven you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing." Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world.

"Whoa there Sven!" said the doctor. "Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down...I think there's another one to come yet." Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered a girl. "No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, lad ... It seems there's yet another one!" cried the doctor.

Then Sven scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked the doctor: "Do ja tink it's da light that's attractin' them?"

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