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| [ << ]|| Sven and Ole: Speeding || [ >> ] |
| Sven a Minnesota State Policeman pulled a car over for speeding about 20 miles south of Minneapolis on Highway 52. When Sven asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver answered that he was a magician and juggler and was on his way to St. Paul to do a show that night and didn't want to be late. Sven told the driver that he was fascinated by juggling and if the driver would do a little juggling for him that he wouldn't give him a ticket. |
The juggler told him that he had sent all of his equipment on ahead and didn't have anything to juggle. Sven told him that he had some flares in the trunk of his car and asked if he could juggle them. The juggler said he could, so Sven got three flares and lit them, and handed them to the juggler.
While the man was doing his juggling act, a car pulled up behind the patrol car and a very drunk Ole got out and looked at the show, then went to the patrol car, opened the back door and got in. Sven saw him do this and went over to his car, opened the door and asked Ole what he thought he was doing. Ole replied, "Yust take me to yail... ain't no way I'm gonna pass dat test."
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