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 [ << ] Sven and Ole: Detective Training [ >>
Sven, Ole, and Lars were pulled out of detective training for special attention, because they were not very bright. The police chief was interrogating them to determine if they were smart enough to become detectives. If not, they couldn't continue with the training. Things had not gone well so far. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows Lars a picture for five seconds and then hides it. "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"

Lars answers, "dat's easy, ve'll catch him fast because he only has vun eye!"

The police Chief says, "Well ... uh ... that's because the picture only shows his PROFILE." Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for five seconds at Ole and asks him, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"

Ole laughs, rolls his eyes and says, "Ha! He'd be too easy to catch because he only has vun ear!"

The police Chief angrily responds, "What's the matter with you two? Of course only one eye and one ear are showing because it's a picture of his PROFILE! Is that the best answer you can come up with?"

Extremely frustrated at this point, he show the picture to Sven and in a very testy voice asks, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"

Sven looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, "Hmmmm... da suspect vear's da CONTACT LENSES Ya?" The police Chief is surprised and speechless because he knows the suspect DOES wear contact lenses.

"Good Work! How were you able to make such an astute observation?"

"Yumpin yimminy dat's easy," Sven replies. "He can't vear da REGULAR glasses because he only has vun eye and vun ear ..."

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