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| A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. |
"They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator," he cried out.
However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time and the same voice came over the line.
"Never mind," he said with a hiccup, "I got in the back seat by mistake."
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