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| Mama Bear and Papa Bear were in court getting a divorce and the judge offered Baby Bear a choice of which parent to live with.
JUDGE: "Do you want to live with your mother?"
BABY BEAR: "No! She beats me."
JUDGE: "OK, then you can live with your father."
BABY BEAR: "No! He beats me too!"
JUDGE: "Well you have to live with someone. Who do you want to live with?"
BABY BEAR: "I want to live with my Aunt Bertha in Chicago."
JUDGE: "Is there any chance she'll beat you also?"
BABY BEAR: "No sir. The Chicago Bears don't beat anybody."
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