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| A man walks into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the doctor asks him what happened. |
Well, it was like this, said the man. I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows. We went to look for it and while I was rooting around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball ... stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. That's when I made my mistake.
What did you do? Asks the doctor.
Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, this one here looks like yours!
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