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| Two old men are sitting outside the town hall, where a flower show is in progress. One complains, "Cripes, life is boring. We never have any fun! For $5, I'll streak naked through the flower show!" |
"You're on!" the other geriatric says.
The first old man fumbles out of his clothes and streaks through the hall. Waiting outside, his friend hears a commotion inside, followed by applause. Then the naked old man bursts through the door, surrounded by a cheering crowd.
"How did it go?" asks the friend.
"Great!" says the wrinkled streaker. "I won first prize for dried arrangement!"
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