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| The reporter was sent out to cover the 100th birthday party of the oldest resident in town. During the interview of the "Birthday Boy" the reporter asked him if he could share any secrets for reaching the century mark. |
The reply was, "Well, I walked every day for the last seventy five years. No matter what the weather was like - rain, sun, sleet, snow, hail, cold - I took a walk every day for the past seventy five years."
The reporter was a bit puzzled by this high level of dedication for walking. He asked the old man why he would walk every day, in every kind of weather, for seventy five years.
The old man told him, "I married my lovely wife over there seventy five years ago on my birthday. On our wedding night, we made a pact that if we had an argument, whoever was wrong would go outside and take a walk."
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