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| 367 Reasons You Might Be A Redneck (part 8) |
351. You gave your young son a super-soaker water gun and an NRA application for his birthday.
352. You smoke during your deer hunt after scent-proofing yourself all month.
353. A tornado goes through your trailer's yard and makes it look neater.
354. You've got to shuck your toilet paper before you use it.
355. You have an autographed picture of Bob Barker in your wallet.
356. You think "Meals on Wheels" is another name for road kill.
357. You spell fertilizer with only 4 letters.
358. You shot your own 12 point coat rack.
359. You've ever slam-shifted a tractor.
360. You've been to the emergency room more than 3 times for mashing the wrong end of a thumb tack.
361. The number of times you've seen either Elvis or a UFO exceeds your I.Q.
362. Any of your neighbors has ever spent Halloween night at the bottom of a hole because you moved their outhouse back about four feet.
363. You've ever lost a dog to a bush hog.
364. You've ever been arrested for a DUI on a riding lawn mower.
365. You keep your teeth and your goldfish in the same glass.
366. On average, one out of every thirty words you use can be found in a dictionary.
367. You don't think this list is funny!
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