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| Two boys were playing football in Golden Gate Park when one is attacked by a Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy rips off a board of the nearby fence, wedges it down the dog's collar & twists, breaking the dog's neck. A reporter who was walking by sees the incident, and rushes over to interview the boy! |
"Forty Niners' fan saves friend from vicious animal," he starts writing in his notebook.
"But I'm not a Niners' fan," the boy replied.
"Oakland Raiders' fan rescues friend from horrific attack," the reporter starts again.
"I'm not a Raiders' fan either," the boy said.
"Then what are you?" the reporter asked.
"I'm a Cowboys' fan."
The reporter turns to a new sheet in his notebook and writes, "Redneck bastard kills family pet."
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