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Makin' the wood stove hotter.
Log Off
Don't add wood
Monitor
Keep an eye on the wood stove.
Download
Gettin' the firewood off the pickup.
Mega Hertz
When yer not carefull downloadin' (watch th' toes!)
Floppy Disk
Whacha get from pilin' too much firewood.
RAM
The hydraulic thingy that makes the woodsplitter work.
Random Access Memory
You can't remember how much that new rifle cost when your wife asks.
Hard Drive
Gettin' home in mud season.
Prompt
What you wish the mail was in mud season.
Windows
What to shut when it's 30 below.
Screen
What you need for black fly season.
Byte
What black flies do.
Chip
What to munch on.
Micro Chip
What's left in the bag when the chips are gone.
Infrared
Where the left-over's go when Fred's around.
Modem
What you did to the hay fields.
Dot Matrix
Farmer Matrix's wife
Lap Top
Where little kids feel comfy.
Keyboard
Where you hang your keys.
Software
Them plastic eatin' utensils.
Mouse
What eats the horses' grain in the barn.
Main Frame
The part of the barn that holds the roof up.
Port
Fancy wine.
Enter
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