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Makin' the wood stove hotter.
Don't add wood
Keep an eye on the wood stove.
Gettin' the firewood off the pickup.
When yer not carefull downloadin' (watch th' toes!)
Whacha get from pilin' too much firewood.
The hydraulic thingy that makes the woodsplitter work.
Random Access Memory
You can't remember how much that new rifle cost when your wife asks.
Gettin' home in mud season.
What you wish the mail was in mud season.
What to shut when it's 30 below.
What you need for black fly season.
What black flies do.
What to munch on.
What's left in the bag when the chips are gone.
Where the left-over's go when Fred's around.
What you did to the hay fields.
Farmer Matrix's wife
Where little kids feel comfy.
Where you hang your keys.
Them plastic eatin' utensils.
What eats the horses' grain in the barn.
The part of the barn that holds the roof up.
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