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| Man: Let me have some grits and an RC.
Guy behind the counter: You must be from Georgia.
Man: What the hell kinda stereotypical remark is that? If I walked in here and asked for a sausage, would you think I was Polish?
Guy: No.
Man: If I walked in here and asked for some Chow Mein, would you think I was Chinese?
Guy: No.
Man: If I walked in here and asked for some pizza, would you think I was Italian?
Guy: No.
Man: Then why in the hell do you think I'm from Georgia?
Guy: Because this is a hardware store.
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