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Life is something that everyone should try at least once. -- Henry Tillman

If you believe the doctors, nothing is wholesome; if you believe the theologians, nothing is innocent; if you believe the military, nothing is safe. -- Lord Salisbury

It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit. -- Harry S Truman

The second half of a man's life is made up of nothing but the habits he has acquired during the first half. -- Fyodor Dostoevsky

It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing when every twelve minutes one is interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper. -- Rod Sterling

The KKK adopted a highway. Joke's on them: It's black. -- John Stewart

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