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| The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk, they're sober.|
--William Butler Yeats
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his friends.
Drunk is feeling sophisticated when you can't say it.
Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol.
I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.
Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.
When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk, and go to heaven ...
He was a wise man who invented beer.
If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose.
--Deep Thought, Jack Handy
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine.
Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.
I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.
I drink to make other people interesting.
--George Jean Nathan
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