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| Trying to fix his stalled car, Mr. Marshall broke the gas line. The gas soaked his shirt, but the car started. |
Driving to a repair shop, he lit a cigarette and his sleeve caught fire. Thinking that the wind would extinguish the flame, he stuck it out the window.
This attracted a passing police car. They doused the flame but gave him a ticket-for illegal use of a firearm.
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