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| A flying saucer was low on fuel, so it landed near a local gas station. On its side were the letters "UFO". |
The gas station attendant was stunned, but his curiosity got the best of him.
"Does that stand for Unidentified Flying Object?" he asked.
"No," one of the other-worldly travelers responds.
"It stands for 'Unleaded Fuel Only'."
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