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A word or phrase made by transposing the letters of another word or phrase.

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Dormitory = Dirty Room

Clint Eastwood = Old West Action

Western Union = No Wire Unsent

The Country Side = No City Dust Here

Evangelist = Evil's Agent

Desperation = A Rope Ends It

The Morse Code = Here Come Dots

Conversation = Voices Rant On

Mother-in-law = Woman Hitler

A Domesticated Animal = Docile, as a Man Tamed it

The Hilton = Hint: Hotel

A Rolling Stone Gathers No Moss = Stroller on Go, Amasses Nothing

Sunshine and Shadow = Show in Sun and Shade

The Check is in the Mail = Claim "Heck, I sent it (heh)"

Snooze Alarms = Alas! No More Z's

Software = Swear Oft

The Detectives = Detect Thieves

The Hospital Ambulance = A Cab, I Hustle to Help Man

Presbyterian = Best In Prayer

The Public Art Galleries = Large Picture Halls, I Bet

A Decimal Point = I'm a Dot in Place

The Earthquakes = That Queer Shake

Barbie doll = I'll bare bod / Babe I'd roll / Liberal bod

Statue of Liberty = Built to Stay Free

Eleven plus two = Twelve plus one

Patrick Stewart = A Crap Trek Twist

Debit card = Bad Credit

Today is the first day of the rest of your life = Oft I'd satisfy the desire of your heart to fly

Quote by Vonnegut:
Just because some of us can read and write and do a little math, that doesn't mean we deserve to conquer the universe. =
A masquerade can cover a sense of what is real to deceive us; to be unjaded and not lost, we must, then, determine truth.

From Hamlet by Shakespeare:
To be or not to be: that is the question, whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune. =
In one of the Bard's best-thought-of tragedies, our insistent hero, Hamlet, queries on two fronts about how life turns rotten.

US Presidents

Why shouldn't America go re-elect President Clinton in Ninety-Six? =
He has a prime or cunning tendency to wildly solicit Internet sex.

William Clinton = I'm it, an ill clown
William Jefferson Clinton = Jail Mrs Clinton: Felon wife

George Herbert Walker Bush = Huge Berserk Rebel Warthog
George Bush = He bugs Gore

Ronald Wilson Reagan = Insane Anglo Warlord
Ronald Wilson Reagan = No, darlings, no ERA law
Ronald Reagan = A darn long era

Leroy Newton Gingrich =
Yon Right-winger Clone
Growing incoherently
Go wring incoherently
In wringer technology
Lingering, once worthy
I negligent, horny, crow
Grow incoherent, lying

Raiders of the Lost Ark = Ford, the Real Star, is OK

The Towering Inferno = Not Worth Fire Engine

Margaret Thatcher = A charm tart, get her!
Margaret Thatcher = That great charmer
Margaret Hilda Thatcher = High-tech Armada rattler
Margaret Hilda Thatcher = A girl; the arch mad hatter

The best things in life are free = Nail-biting refreshes the feet

Do an angry hit = Tonya Harding

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