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A guy is standing over his tee shot, looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed.

His partner says, "What's taking so long?"

The first guy says, "My wife is on the clubhouse porch, so I want to make a perfect shot."

His partner looks over to the clubhouse a moment, then turns back to his friend and says, "Forget it...you'll never hit her from here!"

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