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| A guy is standing over his tee shot, looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed. |
His partner says, "What's taking so long?"
The first guy says, "My wife is on the clubhouse porch, so I want to make a perfect shot."
His partner looks over to the clubhouse a moment, then turns back to his friend and says, "Forget it...you'll never hit her from here!"
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