funworldfun4you  Jokes Mailing List Archive  
 
:: Menu ::
- A. Search - Latest Jokes - Categories -- Natives, Cannibals, Hermits - Jokes Index - Random Joke - Rated Jokes - Subscribe! (adsfree jokes daily)

Feedback
Mail link to a friend

 

-=[ Natives, Cannibals, Hermits]=-

 [ << ] Eskimos Hunting [ >>
Two Eskimos set out to hunt the fur bearing seals of the Arctic, They loaded their small, two man canoe with all the gear they'd need and sailed out into the cold ocean waters. Their hunt was very successful, so successful, in fact, that the boat was overladen with seals and seal skins. They had to throw many of their supplies away in order to stash their rich cache of furs. On their way back to their village, they encountered a fierce storm. In order to survive, they knew that they'd have to build a fire to keep warm; but they had thrown all their fuel out of the boat. Nevertheless, they managed to build a small fire in the craft, but the fire blew out of control, sinking the boat and causing the loss of all the furs.

The Eskimos learned a valuable lesson: ... You cant have your kayak and heat it too.

Rate this Joke:
View Results
[<<] -=[posting period: Apr05 - Dec05]=- [>>]
FuN-wOrLd provided by J&P Bergt, [ funworld 1995 - 2018 ], Imprint, Disclaimer