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| During a quick stop off for a photo opportunity at the Apache Nation, Republican presidential candidate George W. Bush said he had a plan - as a compassionate conservative -to increase every Native American's income by $137 a year if he were re-elected. |
President Bush refused repeated requests for details of his plan, however. He did tell the Apaches that during his years as Governor of Texas, he had voted Yes for every Indian issue ever introduced in the legislature.
Before his departure, the Apache Tribe presented the President with a plaque inscribed with his new Indian name, Running Eagle.
After Dubya left, tribal officials explained that Running Eagle is a bird so full of crap it can't fly.
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