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| An ignorant but well-meaning tourist was visiting a small Polynesian island when he came across a native man proudly displaying twenty alligator teeth slung about his neck in a decorative fashion. |
"I guess you must prize alligator teeth the way we value pearls," said the tourist.
"More so," said the native. "Anyone can open up an oyster."
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