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| HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours!|
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours!
HE: Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? or was it twice?
SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice!
HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too!
HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must've been given your share!
HE: Is it hot in here or is it just you?
SHE: It's hot!
HE: I'd go to the ends of the world for you!
SHE: Okay, but would you stay there?
HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!
HE: Your face must turn a few heads!
SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs!
HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!
HE: I think I could make you very happy!
SHE: Why, are you leaving?
HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!
HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why, don't you already have one?
HE: Shall we go and see a film?
SHE: I've already seen it!
HE: Do you think it was fate which brought us together?
SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck!
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