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| [ << ]|| A woman is like the world... || [ >> ] |
| Before the age of 13, she's like Antarctica;|
Pure and innocent
Between the ages of 13 - 17 she's like darkest Africa ;
Mysterious and unexplored.
Between the ages of 18 - 23 she's like the Middle East ;
Tempestuous, restless and dictatorial.
Between the ages of 24 - 32 she's like North America ;
Cool, calm and calculating
Between the ages of 33 - 45 she's like the Scandinavian Territories;
Stable, boring, and never in the news
Between the ages of 46 - 49 she's like Asia;
Filled with wisdom and a looong history.
Between the ages of 50 - 64 she's like Europe;
All wrecked and devastated
Above the age of 65 she's like Australia;
Everyone knows where it is but who the hell wants to go there ???
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