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| Men are like placemats ... They only show up when there's food on the table. |
Men are like mascara ... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like bike helmets ... Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.
Men are like government bonds ... They take so long to mature.
Men are like parking spots ... All the good ones are taken.
Men are like copiers ... You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.
Men are like lava lamps ... Fun to look at, but not all that bright.
Men are like bank accounts ... Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.
Men are like high heels ... They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.
Men are like miniskirts ... If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs.
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