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| Never do housework. No man ever made love to a woman because the house was spotless. |
Remember, you are known by the idiot you accompany.
Don't imagine you can change a man, unless he's in nappies.
What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.
So many men - so many reasons not to sleep with any of them.
If they put a man on the moon, they should be able to put them all there.
Tell him your not his type - you have a pulse.
Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be let out alone.
Never sleep with a man whose name is Willy.
Go for the younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway.
A man who can dress himself without looking like Wurzel Gummidge is unquestionably gay.
Men are all the same - they just have different faces so you can tell them apart.
Definition of a bachelor: A man who has missed or not yet found the opportunity to make some woman miserable.
Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest they are too old for it.
Love is blind - but marraige is a real eye-opener.
If you want a commited man, look in a mental institution.
A man's idea of serious commitment is usually, 'Oh, alright. I'll stay the night.'
Women sleep with men, who if they were women, they wouldn't even have bothered to have lunch with.
Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means you laugh at his.
If he asks you if your faking it tell him no, your just practicing.
Sadly, all men are created equal.
When he asks you if he's your first tell him, "you may be, you look familiar."
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