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 [ << ] The man's guide to female english [ >>
We need = I want

It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now

What do you want = You'll pay for this later

We need to talk = I need to complain

You' manly = You need a shave and you sweat alot

You're certainly attentive tonight! = Is sex all you ever think about?

I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting! = I've got my period

This kitchen is so inconvienient = I want a new house

I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper ...

I need wedding shoes = the other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of white

Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there

I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep

Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive

How much do you love me? = I did somthing today you're not going to like

I'll be ready in a minute = kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV

Is mu butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful

You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me

Yes = No

No = No

Maybe = No

I'm sorry = You'll be sorry

Do you like this recipe? = It's easy to fix so you'd better get used to it

I'm not yelling! = Yes I'm yelling because I think it's important

All we're going to buy is a soapdish = It goes without saying that we're stopping at the cosmetics department, the shoe department, I need to look at a few purses, and those sheets would look great in the bedroom and did you bring your cheque book?

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