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A famous producer chose to make a movie about famous composers. For some reason, he decided to cast famous action-adventure heroes to play the lead roles.

When asked whom he would like to play, Sly Stalone said, "I've always admired Mozart, and even though they've already made a movie about him, I'd like to play that composer."

Van Damm said, "Beethoven was a heroic figure. Even when deaf, he created masterpieces and then conducted them. I'll be Beethoven."

And Arnie said, "I'll be Bach."

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