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| [ << ] | Forrest Gump and Friends | [ >> ] |
| - Forrest Gump: Life is like a box of chocolates.
- Forrest Dahmer: People are like a box of chocolate, YUM!
- Forrest the Hun: Chocolate all mine!
- Forrest Shakespeare: Chocolate, or no chocolate that's the question.
- Forrest Simmons: Chocolate is bad! EXERCISE, EXERCISE!!
- Forrest Copperfield: Poof, the chocolates are gone!
- Forrest Hitler: White Chocolates only!
- Forrest Rivera: People who like Chocolate .. Next on 'Forrest'.
- Forrest Jackson: Little kids like my box of chocolates.
- Forrest Hefner: Keep the chocolate, lose the box.
- Forrest Butler: Frankly Scarlett, I don't like chocolate.
- Forrest Lee: Fight with your inner chocolate.
- Forrest Nicholson: You want chocolate, you can't handle chocolate!
- Forrest Andrews: The Hills are alive, like a box of chocolates.
- Forrest Lauper: Girls just wanna have chocolate.
- Forrest Turner: What's chocolate gotta do, gotta do with it?
- Forrest Presley: Hunk-a-hunk of milk chocolate.
- Forrest Eastwood: I know what your thinking, "Did he eat five chocolates, or did he eat six?" Well in all this excitement I've forgotten myself. So you have to ask yourself... "Do I feel hungry?" ... well ... DO YA, PUNK?
- Forrest Barney: I'm cream filled, you're with nuts. We're a box of chocoluts
- Forrest Zen: I am one with the chocolate.
- Forrest McClaine: I used to be a box of Chocolates.
- Forrest Spock: Logically speaking, we are all chocolate.
- Forrest Scotty: The box, she's breaking apart Capt'n.
- Forrest Vader: Luke, I am your chocolate.
- Forrest Yoda: There is a dark chocolate and a light chocolate.
- Forrest Simpson: Mmmmm, who killed the chocolate ?
- Forrest Clinton: I didn't inhale the cream centers.
- Forrest Adam and Eve: ADAM=Chocolates are forbidden. EVE=Just eat one.
- Forrest Moses: I command the chocolates to separate!
- Forrest Noah: 2 creams, 2 nuts, 2 coconuts, 2 peanut butter.
- Forrest Ali: I am the chocolatiest!
- Forrest on phonics: Lief es lyk a boks uv chakolets.
- Forrest PsychicLine: Yes, I knew you were a chocolate.
- Forrest Dating Game: Bachelor number two, if I was a piece of chocolate ... what would you fill me with?
- Forrest Alimony: The Whole Box is mine!
- Forrest Adultery: You just can't have just one chocolate.
- Forrest Smokey: Don't light Mars Bars.
- Justice Forrest Thomas: I never touched her milk- duds!
- Forrest 900-line: Oooh, can I suck your cream filled chocolates?
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