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 [ << ] Windows NT over OS/2 [ >>
Top 10 reasons to buy Windows NT over OS/2:

NT is bigger, so it must be better!

None of that silly object-oriented stuff.

For only $295, you too can be an NT beta tester!

Good excuse to buy that bigger hard drive you've been wanting.

Now you can run all those 32-bit NT apps!

Never worry about wearing out that right mouse button.

No confusing shadows to get in the way.

Cheating not allowed in NT Solitaire.

Two words: File Manager.

And most importantly . . .

Bill Gates could really use the money.

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