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 Windows 98 source code finally available ... but don't tell anyone.
  
       /*
               TOP SECRET Microsoft?  Code
               Project: Chicago(tm)
               Projected release-date: Summer 1998
               Original Version date : Aug 1994
 
       */
 
       #include "win31.h"
       #include "win95.h"
       #include "evenmore.h"
       #include "oldstuff.h"
       #include "billrulz.h"
       #define INSTALL HARD
 
       char make_prog_look_big(16000000);
  
       void main()
         {
           while(!CRASHED)
           {
               display_copyright_message();
               display_bill_rules_message();
               do_nothing_loop();
               if (first_time_installation)
               {
                 make_50_megabytes_swapfile();
                 do_nothing_loop();
                 totally_screw_up_HPFT_file_system();
                 search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
                 hang_system();
               }
               write_something(anything);
               display_copyright_message();
               do_nothing_loop();
               do_some_stuff();
               if (still_not_crashed);
               {
                 display_copyright_message();
                 do_nothing_loop();
                 basically_run_windows_3.1();
                 do_nothing_loop();
                 do_nothing_loop();
               }
           }
           if (detect_cache())
               disable_cache();
 
           if (fast_cpu());
           {
               set_wait_states(lots);
               set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
               set_mouse(action, jumpy);
               set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
           }
           /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
           /* printf("Welcome to Windows95"); */
           printf("Welcome to Windows98");
           if (system_ok())
               crash(to_dos_prompt);
           else
               system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", 0_CREATE);
 
           while(something)
           {
               sleep(5);
               get_user_input();
               sleep(5);
               act_on_user_input();
               sleep(5);
           }
       create_general_protection_fault();
   }
 
   /* Win98 boots faster, performs stronger, stays up longer with
   VIAGRA.DLL */ 

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