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| My wife and I are inseparable.|
- In fact, last week it took four state troopers and a dog.
Why do men die before their wives?
- They want to.
Why do men pass gas more than women?
- Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure.
A beggar walked up to a well-dressed woman shopping on Rodeo Drive and said, "I haven't eaten anything in four days."
- She looked at him and said, "God, I wish I had your willpower."
Do you know the punishment for bigamy?
- Two mothers-in-law
The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"
- I said, Dust!"
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