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A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, you know we have a wonderful system at the fire station.

BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets,

BELL 2 rings and we al slide down the pole,

BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go.

From now on when I say BELL 1, I want you to strip naked. When I say BELL 2, I want you to jump in bed. And when I say BELL 3, we are going to screw all night.

The next night he came home from work and yelled BELL 1 the wife took all her clothes off. When he yelled BELL 2 the wife jumped into bed. When he yelled BELL 3, they began screwing.

After a few minutes the wife yelled BELL 4. Whats this BELL 4 asked the husband?

"ROLL OUT MORE HOSE", SHE REPLIED, "YOU'Re NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE!"

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