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A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's birthday and as they had not been dating very long, after careful consideration he decided a pair of gloves would strike just the right note. Romantic, but not too personal.

Accompanied by his sweetheart's sister, he went to Nordstroms and bought a pair of white gloves. The sister purchased a pair of panties for herself.

During the wrapping, the cleck mixed up the items and the sweetheart got the panties. Without checking the contents, the young man sealed the package and sent it to his sweetheart with this note:

"I chose these because I noticed that you were not wearing any when we go out. If it had not been for your sister, I would have chosen the long ones with the buttons, but she wears the short ones which are eazier to remove, These are a delicate shade, but the sales lady showed me a pair that she had been wearing for the past three weeks, and they hardly looked soiled. I had her try on yours for me and she looked really smart in them. I wish I were there to put them on you for the first time, as to no doubt other hands will come in contact with them before I have a chance to see you again. When you take them off, remeber to blow into them before putting them away, as they will be a little damp from wearing. Just think of how many times I will kiss them during the coming year. I hope you will wear them for me this Friday night.

All my Love

P.S. The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur showing.

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