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| [ << ]|| The Genie And An Ex-Wife || [ >> ] |
| A guy finds an old lamp on the beach. He rubs it and a genie appears. The genie informs the guy that he will grant him three wishes, but whatever he wishes for his ex-wife will get twice as much. |
"How about $1,000,000.00?" he asks.
"Your ex-wife now has $2,000,000.00 in her account as well," says the genie.
"I've always wanted a Benz, how about that?" he asks.
"Your ex-wife now has two of those cars," says the genie.
The guy stopped to think for a minute, knowing that he had only one wish left. "Could you beat me half to death?"
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