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Little Johnny came walking into a brothel, behind him he was dragging a dead, dried, and flat frog in a string. Little Johnny immediately went over to the Madam and said, "I want a whore, and she's to have: AIDS, herpes, syphilis, gonorrhea, chlamydia and the whole package." The Madam glances down at little Johnny and answers. "There aren't any girls like that around here, and besides, you're far too young to go to brothels!"

Little Johnny smiles for himself, and gets $500 from his pocket, smacks them on the counter and repeats, "I want a whore, and she's to have: AIDS, herpes, syphilis, gonorrhea, chlamydia and the whole package." The Madam shrugs and sighs, "Well, like I said: You're far to young to be going to brothels, and besides, we don't have girls like that here! Ok?" Little Johnny smiles for himself, gets another $500 from his pocket, smacks them in the counter and once again repeats, "I want a whore, and she's to have: AIDS, herpes, syphilis, gonorrhea, chlamydia and the whole package." The Madam examines him with her eyes, then counts the money and says, "I'll see what I can do, wait right here." She disappears out the back door and is gone for a while.

Johnny patiently waits with the dead, dried, and flat frog in a string. After about 10 minutes she returns and tells little Johnny that he can go through one of the doors. Little Johnny thanks her and enters, still dragging the dead, dried, and flat frog in a string behind him. Johnny disappears through the door, and is still in there after a couple of hours, which by the way is pretty good for a 7-8 year old. After a few hours he comes out with a broad smile on his face and heads for the front door, still dragging the dead, dried, and flat frog in a string behind him.

When he passes the Madam she cannot hold herself, so she asks. "Do you realize what you've just done, you've infected yourself with one, if not many of these diseases, which are extremely unpleasant, not to say deadly?" Little Johnny looks at her, smiles and says, "I know, but it's a part of my plan you see."

"Your plan?" "Yep. You see, when I come home this evening I have a baby sitter watching me. And her head is a bit messed up, so even though I'm a little young... she still does it to me. And then she gets AIDS, herpes, syphilis, gonorrhea, chlamydia and the whole package."

"And?" "And when my parents come home, my dad will have to drive the baby sitter home, and since she's so sexy and willing he cannot keep his fingers away. And then he gets AIDS, herpes, syphilis, gonorrhea, chlamydia and the whole package."

"Then what?" "And when dad comes home he must hide from my mum that he's been cheating on her, so he'll have to do her too. And then she gets AIDS, herpes, syphilis, gonorrhea, chlamydia and the whole package." "Ok?" "Well... tomorrow when my dad's at work, the mailman comes to see my mum. And then he gets AIDS, herpes, syphilis, gonorrhea, chlamydia and the whole package and that was the #(@*&% who stepped on my frog !!!!"

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