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Little Johnny's teacher was asking all the kids in the class what their parents did for a living. Little Mary got up and said "my Dad is a pilot, and my Mommy is an architect". "Great" said the teacher Michael got up and said " my Dad is a Doctor, and my Mom is a housewife". Good said the teacher.

Johnny was last in the class and when he got up he said: "My Mommy, she is a substitute". Knowing better about his background and always striving to correct the kids, the teacher said, "you mean she is a Prostitute" "No". Said Johnny, "my Sister, she is the Prostitute, but when she does not feel well, my Mommy substitutes".

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