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| Little Johnny (age 5) is sitting on his front porch steps playing a game. With one arm he's holding a cat, the other hand is full of M&M's. |
To play this game, Johnny starts at the top of the steps. He eats a couple M&M's, bites the cat, then moves down a step. He eats some more M&M's, bites the cat & moves down a step. When Johnny gets to the bottom of the steps he goes back to the top and starts over. Inside the house, Johnny's mother is watching him. She sticks her head out the window and asks Johnny what he's doing.
Johnny replies, "Mommy, I'm playing Truck Driver." Confused by the answer she has Johnny explain how he figures he's playing Truck Driver. Johnny replies, "I'm popping pills, eating pussy and movin' on!!"
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