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Johnny was downstairs playing with his trains, rolling them along on the floor. All of a sudden he stops the train and says: "Whoever wants to get on, get the hell on. Whoever wants to get off, get the hell off."

Then his mother walks in and yelled," Johnny, I thought I told you never to say those words." Johnny just kept on playing with his trains and stopped them and said: "Whoever wants to get on, get the hell on. Whoever wants to get off, get the hell off." His mother opened the door and yelled: "Johnny, the next time you say that word you will have to go to your room for an hour to think about what you did wrong."

Johnny didn't really care about what she had to say, so he just kept playing with his trains. He stopped them, and said: "Whoever wants to get on, get the hell on.. Whoever wants to get off, get the hell off."

Just them Johnnys mom stormed into the room and screamed:, "Johnny, go to your room for an hour to think about it!!" An hour later, Johnny walks down the stairs and goes to his mother, "I've learned my lesson, can I go play with my trains now??"

"Sure, just don't use those words..." she said. So Johnny starts playing with his trains and stops them and said, " Whoever wants to get on, get the hell on. Whoever wants to get off, get the hell off and whoever's pissed about the hour delay, talk to the bitch in the kitchen."

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