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Little Johnny is at school, and his teacher asks the class what pets they have. Samantha puts up her hand and tells teacher that they have a dog called Rover. That's wonderful says teacher. Anyone else have a pet? Erica puts up her hand and tells the class that they have a cat called Tiddles.

Next, Johnny puts up his hand and says ' We don't have a pet yet, but we are going to get a hedgehog soon'.' That's a strange sort of pet,' says the teacher, 'why a hedgehog?' 'Well' says Johnny,' I overheard my mummy say to daddy that if he paints the bedroom for her, she will give him a hedgehog'

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