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| A lady teacher was giving an assignment to her Grade 6 class one day. It was a large assignment so she started writing high up on the chalkboard. Suddenly there was a giggle from one of the male students. She quickly turned and asked, "What's so funny Jimmy?" "Well teacher, I just saw one of your garters." "Get out of my classroom, I don't want to see you for three days." |
The teacher turns back to the chalkboard. Realizing she had forgotten to title the assignment; she reaches to the very top of the chalkboard. Suddenly there is an even louder giggle from another male student. She quickly turns and asks, "What's so funny Billy?" "Well teacher, I just saw two of your garters." "Get out of my classroom, I don't want to see you for three weeks."
Embarassed and frustrated, she drops the chalkbrush when she turns around again. So she bends over to pick it up. This time there is an all out laugh from another male student. She quickly turns to see Litttle Johnny leaving the classroom. "Where do you think you are going?" she asks. "Well teacher," says Little Johnny, "from what I just saw, my school days are over."
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