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One day Little Johnny went to his father and asked him if he could buy him a $200 bicycle for his birthday. Johnny's father said, "We have a $100,000 mortgage on the house, and you want me to buy you a bicycle? Wait until Christmas." Christmas came around and Johnny asked again. The father said, "Well, the mortgage is still extremely high. Sorry about that. Ask me again some other time." About two days later, the boy was seen walking out of the house with all of his worldly possessions in a suitcase.

The father and asked why he was leaving. Little Johnny said, "Yesterday I was walking past your room and I heard you say that you were pulling out, and Mommy said that you should wait because she was coming too -- and DAMN if I'm going to get stuck with a $100,000 mortgage!"

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