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Little Johnny was sitting on a curb one day playing with a can of turpentine. Father Joe came walking by and said, "Johnny, you shouldn't be playing with that can of turpentine, you should be playing with this bottle of holy water. I put this on a pregnant ladyws belly and she passed a nine and a half-pound baby!" Johnny then replied "Father, that ain't shit, I put this on a cat's ass and it passed two cars and a motorcycle!"

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